I just had to write some of the awesome things these kids say down somewhere. Sometimes I can't contain my laughter when these things come out of their mouths.
Boy: "But Miss F, why does your hair do that? ...you know, go behind that hair in the front" ( I had literally know idea what my hair looked like or what he was even talking about but then) ...Girl: "That's just what girls hair looks like!"
"I would like to meet Hannah Montana. But I like her because she sings....not because some times she does bad things."
"Miss F, do you know about the twin towers?"
"Yes, I was alive when that happened!"
"You were?!"
"Who is Michael Jordan?" (What?!)
Love, love, love my job!
After telling my students we would be pen pals with a class from Oregon, one student raised his hand and asked " but how do they talk in Oregon?" " yeah, do they have accents?"
We learned about Johnny Appleseed today...
"Miss F, where did the seeds come before there was a tree?" A couple of kids said nature, one kid said God and then one boy said we are not allowed to talk about that at school!
Johnny wore a pot on his head when he was alive so naturally... "why don't we call him pothead?!"
While reading a sentence for correction about marriage a student said aloud, "maybe that could be Miss F". I responded with, "we can hope!" And then things got crazy, ..."then you could have a shorter last name", " we could be friends with your kids!"
"Sometimes this pencil can't concentrate"
"My phone number has 8 or 9 numbers, so it's kind of long distance"
"But Miss F, do they speak another language in Oregon?"
"Miss F, Stone is saying weird stuff. He's saying he has a girlfriend." -Brynlee
"Today, I am retiring my weirdness." -Will
"Miss F, your hair looks like my wrestling coach's". -Andrew
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